7 Things You Never Want to Hear From Your Closing Agent

There are times in our lives that are just bound to be stressful. The first day of school, your wedding day, the birth of your children… etc. One of those days is the day you close on your new home. Here’s 7 Things You Never Want to Hear from Your Closing Agent when you are signing your life away (kidding… I’m kidding, sort of.)

Cue Drum Roll…

“Hmmm… I wonder what this piece of paper is for?”

6. “Whew! We laid it down last night! I just got up an hour ago and I’m still see’in double!”
5. *Chuckle* “Yeah, I know this house…”
4. “Okay, now here’s the Stigmatized Home Waiver.”
3. “We don’t usually do this but…”
2. “Now where are those loan documents?”
…and the #1 thing you never want to hear from your closing agent is:

1. “Let’s hurry this up, I got a plane to catch…”
After writing this fun little post… I’m thinking I’m going to write one for appraisers, real estate agents, lenders, and anyone else I can think of in the real estate industry. Got any suggestions? I’d also love to hear some “real life” examples of things you wish you hadn’t heard in the real estate industry.